Sunday, December 31, 2017

 Awarded an ARTErra residency in Lobão da Beira, Portugal - April 2018

ARTErra is a structured artistic place in Lobão da Beira, a village in PORTUGAL, near Tondela, district of Viseu.

ARTErra is a private structure of incentive for artistic creation in a quiet and green small village, which aims to facilitate en­counters between different artists and aesthetic disciplines. ARTERRA is strongly committed to offering the residents a cheerful and productive stay. Because of that, part­nerships have been established with the Municipality of Tondela and Lobão da Beira for reception and possible presentations of performative works,  exhibitions, workshops, lectures, etc.

They offer two distinct spaces: the house where the residents can do the meals, rest, meet other artists. In the other space, the “creation yard”, with different work places, ateliers, sound and image studio (also with recording cabin), blackbox, documentation centre and peaceful gardens.

My Project - the same as for the South of France - AIR LE PARC

The project is titled “Random” a collection of prose poetry that allows me freedom to choose subjects, objects or unknowns, wherever the muse strikes, thus giving the work a sense of freedom and liberation from theme.  Many poems are inspired by nature, the landscape or simple objects that are often overlooked. As part of this project, I place my work as a cross-cultural platform on Instagram with links to Facebook and my Blog. This is a way of connecting with other poets on a world scale, increasing an online readership and connection. Ekphrastic poems also feature in the collection. A poem titled “Vase” highlights Portuguese pottery. And poems like “Rugs” and “Canvas” are inspired by paintings by disabled artists. Resident artists would also be inspirational for the work. Therefore, the time and space occupied at ARTerra looking at Portugal’s landscape, the environment (nature), its architecture, and other artforms would not only be inspirational; but also invaluable.

I applied with the following elements:
= Project(as above)
– Curriculum Vitae; and Bio
– Portfolio, videos, photos, = 10 prose poems + Instagram screen shots.
– The date of the residency has been accepted as from 9th April to 30th April (with an extra day for travelling).

 I upload my photography (or image) plus the prose poem to Instagram where I have 134 followers.

Thursday, November 23, 2017

I have been awarded a writing residency at AIR LE PARC! Very excited that I can spend time in the countryside of Southern France with the idea of looking at a historic landscape, the wine region, the environment especially its unique architecture.

My Project 
The project is titled “Random” (prose poetry) a work that allows me freedom to choose subjects, objects or unknowns, wherever the muse strikes, thus giving the work a sense of freedom and liberation from theme.  Many poems are inspired by nature, the landscape or simple objects that are often overlooked. Ekphrastic poems also feature in the collection. The poems “Rugs" and "Canvas” are inspired by paintings by disabled artists. “Sklent” looks at old, ramshackle houses and is inspired by a painting titled Leaning Carriage House by Laurel Daniel.

Focus, Process, and Illustration
Currently, I have 40 poems (re-worked at times) and my goal would be to increase the collection to 70 poems. As part of this project, I place my work as a cross-cultural platform on Instagram (with links to Facebook and Blog). This is a way of connecting with other poets on a world scale, increasing an online readership and liaison. Currently I'm working towards these aims, and I am already following a great community of poets/ writers/ artists worldwide @ evangelynepoetry 

Monday, November 20, 2017

A Bottlebrush is not a Brush

More beautiful than a brush that goes inside a bottle. A bottlebrush is a bush, a single hot colour but not a scorpion. Its spikes are fronds, little sticky stamens of pollen, not ordinary but splendidly made. Spring bounces them into houses to spread inside walls - unordered among an order of photographs on coffee tables; windows reflect the wild spread of green leaves, red flowers, it could be Christmas.

Monday, November 13, 2017


The faith was gone, but not the spirit. One Sunday I felt suffocated, among the darkened room of my home, the summer’s heat outside. I didn’t want to be with my friend anymore, so I moved my car, parked it under heavy trees along a lonely road. I walked back with the keys, a little deceptive. Everything changed when I opened my front door. The cautious atmosphere that I felt before, among thick draped curtains, crowded with dust, became a backdrop of forest and river. A gate opened without a lock, and across a field of sunflowers, foraging parrots were pretty in pink feather. A children’s playground in twisted Escher turns bespoke large green ladders to long blue holes. I was able to walk along feeling the tingle of new sounds, the hum of a busy road, and I knew when I drove home that Sunday night, I would sleep well and dream.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

The Gift

Bought from a nursery, a plant of yellow everlastings, so papery they almost speak. Sometimes you buy a gift you do not want to give. Prior to its wrapping, it sits on your kitchen table, reminding you of garden shows, spring festivals, country roads and fields of flowers like an endless basket, a soothing tapestry. The gift’s previous life tingled with the touch of water, a breeze above its roots; stems reached tall above the variegated pinks, creams and lilacs. The selection sat in a cultivated paddock beside grazing horses, their noses snorting into the wire. The moment the flowers were uprooted from the field they were pruned, pounded and potted. Unperfumed perfection. But you had to give it over. Their green leaves and little yellow faces marked for celebration, the smell of birthday cake. Tiny golden fingers orchestrated inside a yellow pot, budding and growing - open by day, closed at night.

Friday, September 22, 2017

Tom Cox is a writer I have been following recently on all social media platforms. I was first alerted to him by my daughter who insisted that here was a writer to look out for. He especially has a love of cats, and being a cat lover myself, I decided to follow him on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and also read his blog posts.
    Tom is a Nottinghamshire-born British author, now based in Devon. He has published nine books, including the Sunday Times bestseller The Good, The Bad & The Furry and Bring Me The Head Of Sergio Garcia, his account of his year as Britain’s most inept golf professional, which was longlisted for the William Hill Sports Book Of The Year award. Between 1999 and 2000 he was the chief Rock Critic for The Guardian newspaper and went on to write columns and features for many other newspapers and magazines, before quitting print journalism altogether in 2015 to write pieces exclusively for his voluntary subscription website. He also hosts a monthly show on the experimental radio station Soundart. His new book, 21st Century Yokel - “a nature book, but not quite like any you will have read before” which crowdfunded in a record-breaking seven hours - will be published by Unbound in October, 2017.
  Tom Cox posts news of his books, his philosophy on life, family and especially tales about his cats, Roscoe, Ralph and sadly The Bear (who has since died). He highlights his writing with his own personalised photographic record, and sometimes a video of Sweary Cat. His concerted efforts to self-promote have gained him as many as 23.6K followers on Instagram, 69.3K on Twitter and 805,000 followers on Facebook (approx).

Tom's views on publishing his latest book 21st Century Yokel with Unbound.
As I began to write 21st Century Yokel, I could see other potential commercial decisions ahead of me that had nothing to do with whether or not the book ended up in the Pets section of Waterstones. I had sold all of my previous eight books to publishers on the basis of a synopsis and two or three sample chapters. Being sensible and thinking about my own financial security, I would do the same here. But to do so I would have to package the book with a very rigid theme that appealed to a sales department. It would need to be honed: made into a “journey”. Unfortunately, the word “journey” - if used in any literary sense - makes vomit spontaneously appear in my mouth and I enjoy writing a synopsis roughly the same amount that I enjoy crawling about in heavy sleet cleaning up the contents of a split bin bag. I know why synopses need to exist but writing them is, in many ways, the opposite to writing books - or at least all the factors I most enjoy about writing books. It’s unfreeing, self-branding, corporation-pleasing. My favourite non-fiction books are on quite diverse subjects but tend to have one uniting factor: none of them would have made sense as a three thousand word pitch. I do not think it is any coincidence that my worst book, Educating Peter (reminder: don’t buy it), made for the pitch that was most exciting to a publisher. A book needs coherence and rhythm and theme but coherence and rhythm and theme are often a mystery that can be hit on only by doing one thing: writing that book.”
His website :

Wednesday, September 20, 2017


In some obscure town in Portugal the potter left his mark. When did he finish it? Where were the fields of yellow daisies? When the object went into the kiln, did he think of the blue sky he once laid under by a river with his lover? The potter had enthusiasm for its shape and contour; tall and robust, small neck like a woman. It appears to have something that men think about. And men think about fields, country roads, edges and woods with the strong scent of spring. The vase will be thirsty for his plucked yellow daises, valentina, or gold acacia, for her table.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

To be published in Plumwood Mountain Journal

Flute of Milk by Susan Fealy
Perth, WA: UWA Publishing, 2017.ISBN: 9781742589398

I recently visited a small country town in Western Australia and attended Saturday morning markets. I bought a small plastic tray for $3. A memento I assumed from the seller by visiting the Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam. It’s amazing when serendipity occurs. Imprinted on its surface is Johannes Vermeer’s painting the Milkmaid. after The Milkmaid’ is an epigraph in Susan Fealy’s first poem titled Made in Deflt, and perhaps the first line conveys a museum visit, where ‘White walls melken the daylight’.  

Ekphrastic poems loom large in this collection. However, as a reviewer I’m not here to praise how well Fealy defines these works as an inspiration for her poetry. They are merely a backdrop for her visceral language that creates a kind of Droste effect; an image within an image, or her words over art-form: the map of the world / has been painted over.  

Only a woman, blond
Light from the window,
Her wide-mouthed jug
And bread on the table
One can almost taste the milk
Escaping her jug.    Page 15

An emotional response to this work might be through an ecological valence. The poet responds positively to coloured environmental objects, cultivating Henri Matisse’s blues. A certain blue penetrates your soul is a quote from Matisse and used as an epigraph to the poem A Confluence of Blues. Colours are conveyed in sensual language and are a visual experience for the reader. Fealy uses the sense of sight (even sound) to convey her unique expressions of blue; ones that indeed penetrate the soul.

The frequency
of light that lies
between violet and green
Arthur Dove once said
Painting is music of the eyes.
A fleet of blues flute violet
others oboe green.       Page 18

This collection published by UWA Publishing is enriched with Fealy’s use of known-mediums such as Literature, the Melbourne Museum, The Oxford Dictionary, a Sculptor, as well Australian Artists and Poetry. All are referenced as “Notes” on Pages 75-76. Michael Sharkey suggests in his review of the work. ‘Fealy’s references “go beyond description of the objects and processes of each object or art-form she considers, to suggest an interest in the causes of artistic inspiration across all the modes of art that strike her eye and mind. On the face of it, her poetry is provoked by surprise confrontations with arresting verbal accounts of events and phenomena, and with artistic work in other modes than poetry. Visual art, plastic arts, film, flower-arrangement, ceramics … they’re collisions of eye with object.”

These lines are highlighted from For Cornflowers to Sing (Still Life with Cornflowers, Brett Whitely). And The Vase Imposes.

For cornflowers to sing
each line must scar
its making

There must be light
and the idea of a window   Page 65

The Master of Flowers respects
the economy of nature ─

confines them
in slim vessels, quells
a mad thirst with still water.  Page 66

The Milkmaid (on plastic)

to be continued when published ......

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Elvis Presley's Pink Caddy

50s Cars

You saw them go by. Sometimes on the spare-tyre back carrier – an immobile army of kids.  50s cars moved through the town with chrome headlight bezels and concave grilles. Some were toothy tail-finned dream machines. The Oldsmobile, with flying colours, 202 horsepower engine, went like a Rocket. The powerful Pontiac proved performance with pleasure and profit. Elvis cruised in a pink Cadillac, crooning a tune in cool leather seats. The Buick convertible thrust manual transmission, while wolf whistles followed its swerve through the streets.
    Under a clearing of clouds on a blue day, people waited at the top of a hill; a convoy of expressions as midday shutters went down. An FJ Holden drifted into town, whitewall tyres, classy black-and-white upholstered seats, green roof top, a shimmer of chrome. At the other end, a Chevy gurgled and shifted its dicky seat. The men looked up and down the street at one another, displaced dust in the rumble of engines. Kids lined the sidewalk, thrusting arms. It was a strange form of experiment, a game, a massive attack of bravado and wheels – entertainment for everyone!

Thursday, August 31, 2017


Beside the plastic, one by one, in order of country, are the cups.  There have been more cups ruined emptying the dishwasher. Right now, the quantity of cups keeps increasing, squashed in, at the back of the cupboard. They’re like friends visiting one another. The Guernica cup (Picasso) from Madrid abuts the English Wren from Shrewsbury.  Black as Guinness, an Irish mug with a Dublin shamrock, sits beside a Japanese Noritake. These cups dressed in bright colours have travelled extensively. It’s privileged porcelain!
    There are two cups that are almost identical, one in green stripes, the other purple. The green states, The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler; and on the purple is scripted, A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf. A ‘his and hers’ literature collection – owned by one.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

The Lamp
       First be a magnificent artist and then you can do whatever, but the art must be first.  
            (Francisco de Goya)

A young father buys a 70s Beetle fender that houses a chrome front light. The man radiates the glow of restoration, but barely has the funds. He posts the finished photograph of his invention for his son. There it sits in its separateness, still, upright, neat in a corner window, balanced on a block, polished, grinded, painted to look so perfect in its skin, its dim lighting. In the darkness of a room, now a renovation, the lamp-fender glows with a dual switch of light. Low beam for warmth, or high and bright as a car might shine on a midnight run. It’s deft, intrinsic work.
    Perhaps in the lateness of night, when all is quiet, the lamp groans into ignition, twists itself away from a boy’s restless dream – grumbles, just a little – to purr toward a great expanse of naked road.

Monday, August 21, 2017


In a quiet suburban street, ladies visit the aisles of secondhand clothes. Hands separate racks, touch other lives that have come before.
    The young girl, sitting on a bus, straightens her blue pleats, and just around the corner, as if time hasn’t passed, wears a black leather jacket with studs. Later, she buttons a pin-tuck shirt for the insurance company, and on her first date, in that long-legged netted look, zips up her high-heeled boots. At the military ball, she awards the dance floor and all that gaze on her in desirous ice taffeta and strappy, silver stilettos.
    You don’t see the girl now, but the garments are laid out. The pleated skirt, the black leather jacket, the pin-tuck shirt, the taffeta ball dress, the stilettos, and tan knee-highs; all racked and marked in the same display, looking out the same window for a new owner, a new life.

Monday, July 31, 2017


Cylindrical cushions rest beneath the intent of breezes from circling fans. An Indian décor lifts them to ornate couches where the room is a long passage to prayer. The man in the turban carries tea to guests, while an image of the same man looks on. Both men know the same room; one will walk past three couches spread with purple, yellow and pink cushions, while his mirrored image will pour tea for guests in the next room. 

Thursday, July 20, 2017


The streets seem less hostile, save for the mud. Nothing is left of the artist’s hut, all doors and walls are missing. In a state of exhaustion, he leaves his worthless home. The road to another town, a battle of wagons. The streets converge. There are more streets than he remembers. The man looks out and all he can see are colourful blues, ochre lines and carmine. His whole perspective changes. He goes down into the richer shades, away from the battle of his life. Inside the brilliant hues of wool and cotton, the rugs soften him, as a child might play in the tunnel of their weave. When he comes up again from his hiding, he is smiling, embraced by the warmth of this beautiful kingdom of rugs.

Sunday, July 2, 2017

The Last Asbestos Town 
Isaac - Chapter 11

At first, Isaac positively enjoyed the quiet, being on his own and able to wander around the hall naked. If he closed his eyes, the world was red and hazy. He only had enough Kelp to keep him going for two more nights, so he turned his rollies into little thin reeds of joy.
   Eventually, on the last night of May’s absence, he plucked up the courage to call on Cheryl, painting his face with the remaining herb paste. He could feel its sticky essence, reminding him of smells of Farmbridge’s one and only Chinese restaurant.
   He felt buoyed, hardly surprising, he was thirty-three years old, had a roof over his head, maintained some form of relationship with his father, a new job at the trout farm, loved May, yet wanted more of her emotions.  Often, he expected too much of her, a girl really, not yet a woman, but this was the happiest he had ever been. He’d hoped soon, around the corner sometime, they would have a child.
   He ceased his nostalgic thoughts and opened one of Cheryl’s books. It was her journal. At the back were her instructions on how to call back the dead. In the middle pages, he couldn’t help notice the family they had lost, three in the year 2020 and only marked with a dried sprig of lavender.


Sarah Jane                     Scott Dylan              Rowena Ann
B. June 20,                       B. Nov, 4                B. Oct, 15
1986                                   2014                         2012


   Isaac held the notebook close to his eyes. The writing underneath the dates had blurred as if someone had tried to rub out the details of the three family members. Crosses were drawn under each person and he just made out that Sarah was an aunt and Scott and Rowena were cousins.  There were further notes about the funeral. Three coffins, one large pine and two small white laminates decorated in daffodils and butterflies.
    Isaac could feel the presence of death as he turned the next page. Several photographs revealed three headstones, three dug graves and a gathering of mourners. The headstones were shiny and thick, marbly but not white, and names and dates were chiselled in black lettering. He hadn’t thought of it before, but he had omitted to visit the local graveyard. There would be something there he could learn more about Cheryl.
    Another five pages in, he looked on more crosses, drawings of white lilies, the margins edged in ivy wreaths. This section was dedicated to Cheryl’s mother, Millie. A pain shot through his hands, and to relieve the sharp stabbing, he began twisting his fingers. He thought it was tension in his joints so he cracked his knuckles on every finger. He had been studying the book for more than ten minutes when he heard a faint electric hum, not quite silence and not quite sound. Then he felt a sudden drop in temperature. The hairs on his arms stood up. His skin prickled. There were frequent shadows that danced in the room, the hum getting louder as voices yammering at him. It didn’t sound human more like a buzz of insects, or a distorted TV sound. He was disappointed at first; no one spoke to him, but then he sensed a faint scent of breath and skin.
   A skeletal hand thrust up and grabbed his arm and dragged him from the stage. He landed with a thud on his bottom. He rubbed his head. He had grazed the back of his neck against the timber, and now he caught sight of the trickle of blood on his hand. In moments he was at the juncture of feeling sore and the failing light outside. He started to laugh. ‘You’re fucked up,’ he told himself.
  The hall seemed smaller than before, shrunken by the enormity of his paintings of Cheryl beside him. They loomed close to his head, until finally a mute presence came into focus and looked down on him. It appeared to be a fragile skull, with deep set eyes, yet parts were cracked and open like the first bites of an Easter egg.
    As Isaac clutched the journal, several fingers removed it from his hand. Inside the hall, a growing dark, so that she curled and crackled like a sheet of paper in the wind, but he could feel her wit and warmth envelop him.
    Isaac Lyons, Isaac Lyons, her voice repeated. You’d better get started.
   ‘Cheryl,’ he said, trying to focus on her image. ‘Who did this to you?’
   He was close to the stage trying to grab back the journal but it was impossible to move. It didn’t matter.  Other pages opened up, again on the McDonalds.

Sarah Jane, brown hair, brown eyes. Cause of death: strangulation. Scott Dylan. Cause of death: a gunshot wound to the head. Rowena Ann. Cause of death, 16 bullet holes, scratches on face, arms and breasts…
   He tried to shift his eyes upwards into the swirling half-light. ‘We can’t lose our home,’ Isaac said, finally. ‘We need your help.’
   Autopsy and fingernails. The voice seemed to erupt close to his head.
   Isaac felt the hairs on his arms stiffen. He tried to read into what she’d said. ‘You want me to look at the autopsy report?’
   Dirt under the fingernails, came the voice again.
   ‘Yes, yes, I understand. That will give me a clue.’
   No problem. He could wing it. Go back to the cops, to the coroner’s office, ask for the reports. Already he had a hazy image of himself as a young sleuth, a Sherlock Holmes-type questioning the authorities and uncovering the mystery of her death.
    ‘Sure thing, I’ll do it. But what about the hall? They want to pull it down.’
    I will kill them, I will kill them all.
   ‘Oh, so May and I don’t have to worry, then?’
   Fingernails, fingernails, she repeated, until he was left alone, pondering the task of what she had imposed on him. He felt faint, his head throbbed and he needed to pee. He ran down the side to the bathroom and vomited into the toilet. He had been licking his lips, tasting that vile paste.
   He sat on the toilet and began to sob. In his mind, he caught a small thread of what had just occurred. There was a duty he had to perform and it appeared to be an impossible task to think about. Sherlock Holmes. What was he thinking? He had a vague notion that Cheryl was pointing to the killer, something about dirt under her, or someone’s fingernails. How on earth would he be able to find that kind of evidence? Or did she want it matched to other samples of dirt?
   There was no one he could share his experience with. It was 2.00am. He didn’t want to call and wake May.
   He washed the muck from his face, the water from the shower sliding over his skin. He liked the feeling and stayed for what seemed like ten minutes.  What would he tell May? The night didn’t appear to be successful and now he knew he was suffering from nervous anxiety. What did Steve give him? It certainly wasn’t pure, something was added. He knew that. He tried to cobble together his thoughts. What was it he had to do?  Oh, that’s right something about fingernails.  And, and… she would kill them, she said.
   Isaac straightened his shoulders, left the cubicle and headed towards their empty bed. He lay down, the night encircling him with its recent madness. He was fucked up. Fucking congratulations, Isaac! She did visit. That took a load off his mind.  Somehow in all this delusion he felt everything would be all right.
  He woke in the cool still morning from a bad dream. He had been in a burial ground, with a constant whirring of crickets. The area was surrounded by ghost gums and thick bush on three sides. He had sat cross-legged on the grass with a sketchbook on his lap, drawing black birds that hovered around him. The gravestones contained curse words and instead of dates, black faces screamed at him with black holes for eyes.
   He thought he would never go to an art class again.
   His mobile vibrated in his pocket and then ‘Greensleeves’ played . May’s familiar mobile tone. ‘How did it go?’
   ‘I can’t talk about it now, May. Wait until you’re home.’
   ‘Clarissa and I are going to Textile World this morning, then lunch, so I will be back around 2.00pm tomorrow. Did she show?’
   ‘Yes!’ Gotta go. We’ll have two hours to talk about it before I start work.’
   ‘Where are you off to, Isaac?’
   ‘The cemetery.’
   Isaac rummaged in his backpack for a map of Farmbridge. He knew the cemetery was on the outskirts, past the shops, but he wasn’t sure where. He threw in his mobile phone, a bottle of water and an apple. He grabbed his old BMX from down the backyard, and peddled out of town.
   The graveyard was as much as had appeared in his dream, small and shady with stones listing, many of the plots overgrown with weeds, plastic flowers faded from years of neglect. Roots from the perimeter ghost gums twined through some of the old pioneers’ graves undermining the soil and the level of the space. Isaac wondered whether he might find Cheryl’s grave or her mother’s.
   First, he wanted to find Scott and Rowena, possibly Aunt Sarah.
  Isaac was fascinated with what he saw.  On one family’s grave, each member buried side by side, was a series of artworks in rusted metal: kangaroos, emus, koalas and what looked like a badger. Perhaps it was a wombat, he couldn’t tell. Further along he read several headstones, the Dunlaps, the O’Briens, and the Davenports. There was an old timer named Happy Larry. His headstone read, ‘Happy in Life, Happy in Death’.
   Isaac walked amongst the endless beds. Many husbands and wives buried together, Arthur and Ethel, George and Jane Cooper, Theo and Enid Hawley.
   In the halls of the dead, he imagined their strange laughter coming from within, all cuddling down there, playing Gin Rummy. An old bike sat with its crossbar leaning over Clarence Augustus Boddington’s epitaph. Born 1953, died 2020. “Rode into the Sunset”.
   Isaac thought of him riding off from his long sleep into the blue day, the spokes of his wheels catching the evening sun. 
   He sat down near Mary Brennan, her plot edged in gold lettering; her husband George outliving her by ten years. He tipped the cool water from his bottle into his mouth. The ground was warm under his feet, the sky overhead circling with clouds. He would have liked to stay and draw here, but then a more pressing matter needed to be finished.  The hum of the insects in the grass and the loud crows in the trees made him feel happy. He wondered why he wanted to stay in that particular spot, but then pressed on. Further up he noticed a shabby grave with white river stones sinking like subsidence. And the next grave arrested his attention. It was a dug pit, with coiled wire wedged around its circumference.  Next to it, a safety sign stating “Under Repairs”. The headstone lay to one side, and as he stepped closer he read her name. ‘Cheryl Ann McDonald’. The sunken grave beside her belonged to her mother, Millie Gertrude McDonald.
   Isaac suppressed a shudder. They were all there, except he hadn’t found Cheryl’s aunty or cousins; nor had he really found Cheryl.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

The Pinnacles are a weird limestone forest situated near Cervantes, about two hours drive from my home.  When you walk around them they have very unusual shapes, and are almost Gothic like a parade of old souls, esp. at dusk when we took these photographs. I don't think I would have liked to stay after dark! Many have characteristics of human beings. There's Darth Vader, Astronauts, Aliens (big & small), Greek Gods, an assemblage of Monks, The Great Hulk or an Egyptian Pharaoh. The more you travel around them, the more they become people. You begin talking to them and imagine these stone monoliths like those on Easter Island. These individual rocks were not placed there by some ancient ceremony, apparently they were seashells in a deep and rich marine life. The shells were broken down into lime-rich sands that were blown inland to form high mobile dunes (Wikipedia).

The Pinnacles

You need two hours to notice them
like a parade of souls
the shape of weather

They appear like rock
shaped, perhaps placed
but are not

Some stand large
like astronauts, yet the surface
is sand, not moon dust

Sunset on a windless night
figure and shadow
line ready

as if
to march on.

Monday, June 19, 2017

This is a tongue-in-cheek post. I thought it high time to reveal the trials, tribulations and struggles to get Cat Boss aka Shibby to come and go through her "Sureflap". What is a Sureflap?    
The SureFlap DualScan Microchip Cat Door is suitable for multi-pet households to control the access of your pets both into and out of the house. The DualScan Microchip Cat Door allows you to restrict some pets to indoors-only, while others are allowed outside and back in again. Any intruder animals attempting entry are kept out.  A surefire solution to stop rogue cats entering while you are at the supermarket, away on weekends, or on your overseas trip. Reviews reveal that most cats take to the door straight away. After all, many cats like to eat and eat constantly. A bowl of food or biscuits for these hungry little moggies will be temptation enough to enter this clicking, plastic door. However, some are very slow to learn, like Cat Boss!

Interview with Cat Boss
HH:  Was this cat flap a good idea for you?
CAT BOSS: Um, I didn't get it. I had one in the laundry flywire door. I was happy coming and going through that!
HH: So, you don't like change?
CAT BOSS:  Nah. I'm only a little short-stop, you know, I have a thin svelte body, not much meat on me. And then I had to navigate this heavy plastic door, duh!
HH: But other cats go through it easily. Why couldn't you?
CAT BOSS: Well, at first, it scared the life out of me. This thing was click, click, clicking you know?
I didn't know if it was locking, out of order, or whether it had a time bomb ready to go off. It's an old saying, but "scaredy cat" is quite true of cats. That's me!
HH: Why was it a struggle, since it was designed for you and placed inside the kitchen window for easy access, with pot plants around for privacy!
CAT BOSS: I suppose you could call me a difficult cat. Or maybe because I'm getting on in years. It's a bit like - 'you can't teach an old cat, new tricks'.  That's me to a "tee". I didn't like it. I wanted my old door back (which you taped up). I know, I know, neighbourhood buddies can get in the old way..I get that, but there should have been a flywire Sureflap. That's what I wanted all along.
HH: You might not understand, but the Sureflap is new technology. It works by reading the chip in the back of your neck. It can only let you in with that chip number and no other cat. Hence, your neighbourhood buddies (ferals) can't get in and eat your food.
CAT BOSS:  I wondered what that last trip to the vet was all about. He kept fiddling with my neck skin.  Oh, now I get it. I'm carrying a wire, like a secret agent, whoa! You mean, "Mean Ginger" the local Tom can't get me?
HH:  That's right!  He can't get you, because you can race through and escape any fight or confrontation. Now, do you like your Sureflap?
CAT BOSS: I guess. But hey?  Update, dah, dah!  I go through, now. Whaddya think about that!
HH:  I am pleased. What changed your mind?
CAT BOSS:  Oh, come on. You know.  You kept me hungry "all day"  and 'cause it was winter I got freezing cold outside. Just wanted to get in and get my gourmet tuna with crab strips. Guess, you were a bit fed up after 6 months of training, hey?
HH:  Any owner would be.  I tried everything. Posting you through (that didn't work). Calling you with food the other side. Tried tempting you with your favourite cheese. Opened the flap in increments, first leaving it open and taped up, then propped up with a plastic water jug and then the final straw was a bulldog clip. I nearly gave up!
CAT BOSS:  Oh, I'm just difficult, but you spoiled me!
HH: I spoiled you because you were a stray.  I also thought you were smart, but stubbornness is something I wasn't expecting. Then I took advise from everyone, using what's called "Tough Love". It worked, thank goodness.
CAT BOSS: I butt the Sureflap with my tiny head. Just want to get my biscuits and stuff.  

I can learn anything, duh!

Monday, June 12, 2017

Almost Human

At night there's the limbering
the extended stretch

Off to bed at ten
to her side, which is
your side surrendered

In the middle of the night
an unexpected weight
aligns the warmth of pillow

A cat will enter your silence
be silent, until a nasal breath
enters your ear

A partnership co-exists
each one knowing some little thing
about the other

A cat knows how to fill a void
when to comfort, yawn or stretch
to be
almost human.

Sunday, June 11, 2017



This is a tribute to my male cat, Buddy. Gone now for 2.5 years. It has taken me until now to write about him, as at the time, of course, I was very sad, but I had also lost my partner of 12 years. I realise now what a real treasure my boys were. Especially, Buddy. He protected the property with such zealous determination that eventually it got the better of him, winning most fights with other tom cats, that he died of cancer - a feline lymphoma lump that developed near his neck. I put it down to a series of bites. He was a little tiger at times, and often came out worse than his opponent.


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Helen Hagemann, MBA(Wrtg) ECowan. Her first literary collection, Evangelyne & other poems, was published by the Australian Poetry Centre in their New Poets Series 2009. 'of Arc & Shadow' is her second full collection published by Sunline Press. She has two e-books, The Joyous Lake & Par écrit: poetry of the feminine @​​docs/joyous_lake/


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